Yes, you are amazing at what you do. You sell real-estate. You are a scientist. You are a venture capitalist. Most importantly you are an excellent home-schooler of your children. No one could do what you’re doing.
The only problem? Everyone in Park City is better at it than you. Just look at these scenes from children across our fair Basin.
Just look how happy they are together. You’re not that happy, are you?
You’re not looking through your home microscope at leaves, are you?
Your entire family isn’t working together on homework, are you? Your child isn’t nearly as contemplative as he is, is he?
Your kid hasn’t made 200K day trading this month, has he?
Yes, you are amazing at what you do. You sell real-estate. You are a scientist. You are a venture capitalist. Most importantly you are an excellent home-schooler of your children.
So, please, take all those Facebook posts with happy children and proud parents to heart. Those parents really are much better than you are at raising their kids. We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but we thought you should know. We are sorry.
Belinda Skyles worked at the cafeteria at Wellesley but actually attended a community college down the road. Her story is remarkably similar to Goodwill Huntington, so we'd recommend you watch that to learn more. She was the Jackass in the bar that liked apples.
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