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Sockeye Jones
Favorite Quote: "I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying-it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off."
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Belinda Skyles
Favorite Quote: "So here is the quick way of working out if you’re a feminist. Put your hand in your pants. a) Do you have a vagina? and b) Do you want to be in charge of it? If you said “yes” to both, then congratulations! You’re a feminist."
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Billy Smith
Favorite Quote: "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. "
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Robot B-9
Favorite Quote: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
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Kack Jerouac
Favorite Quote: "There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part. So just give me a happy middle and a very happy start."