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About Belinda Skyles
Belinda Skyles worked at the cafeteria at Wellesley but actually attended a community college down the road. Her story is remarkably similar to Goodwill Huntington, so we'd recommend you watch that to learn more. She was the Jackass in the bar that liked apples.

Park City School District Employees to Receive $78,501 “Emotional Distress Bonus”

May 30, 2025 Belinda Skyles

In a heartfelt gesture of support, Superintendent Lyndsay Huntsman has announced that every Park City School District employee will receive a one-time “Emotional Distress Bonus” of $78,501.

Flushing Out Priorities: Kiera Birkland’s Farewell to Public Service

December 29, 2024 Belinda Skyles

It is with a heavy heart and a slightly lighter bladder that we bid farewell to Kiera Birkland, a tireless warrior who bravely stood her ground in the most important legislative struggle of our time.

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