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Park City Film Studios: A Tragic Masterpiece of Legislative Brilliance

December 29, 2024 Robot B-9

In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood epic, the Utah Legislature’s ambitious vision for Park City Film Studios has culminated not in Oscar-winning productions, but in the slapstick comedy of transforming sound stages into pickleball courts.

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