In a heartfelt gesture of support, Superintendent Lyndsay Huntsman has announced that every Park City School District employee will receive a one-time “Emotional Distress Bonus” of $78,501.
In a groundbreaking development that has left sociologists scratching their beanies, a recent community survey revealed that Parkites are both blissfully content and deeply concerned about their town — at the exact same time.
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