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Sockeye Jones

Favorite Quote: "I don't so much mind that newspapers are dying-it's watching them commit suicide that pisses me off."

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Belinda Skyles
Favorite Quote: "So here is the quick way of working out if you’re a feminist. Put your hand in your pants. a) Do you have a vagina? and b) Do you want to be in charge of it? If you said “yes” to both, then congratulations! You’re a feminist."

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Billy Smith

Favorite Quote: "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. "

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Robot B-9

Favorite Quote: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."